UNDATEABLE: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex on sale 3/16

Did your date show up wearing socks with sandals? Are tighty-whities a deal-breaker for you? Do fanny packs make you want to run for the door? Now, for the very first time, were revealing the secret list of things that so many perfectly eligible guys manage to wear, say, or do to make themselves completely undateable. With an essential rating system that ranges from minor red-flag offenses all the way to the irreversible kiss of death, this hilarious handbook exposes the many common mistakes that can turn an otherwise acceptable man from a maybe into a no way. From pleated shorts and soul patches to ordering girly drinks and owning more than one cat, the evidence is painfully funny to behold. No more double denim, corporate swag, or exclaiming Booya! No more jogging in place at stoplights, and definitely no more going dutch on the first date. This book is for every woman whos ever wondered where to draw the line, and every guy whos ever asked, What did I do wrong? Heres what you did. ON SALE WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD - March 16th, 2010

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